It's a bird, it's a plane, it's word play!
The news is just in. More Power and Thrill of Naming Things topics have been spotted across the globe. They're appearing in the form of superheroes.
Group 1: Cloaked Campaigners
- Extraman (the powers of an ordinary man, plus extra)
- The Flush (faster than a speeding wastewater disposal system)
- I-Wonder-Woman (defeats evil by posing inspiring questions)
- The Beige Lamp (powers are based on conformity and repetition)
- Richman (fights crime by throwing massive stacks of cash at villains)
Group 2: Revengers Amass!
- Platinum Man (even richer than Iron Man, only uses suit for fancy dinners)
- Captain Moon (stronger than Captain America, smaller than Captain Planet)
- The Baryonic Bulk (exposed to a powerful source of baryonic matter)
- Forseti (Norse god of justice, carries a magical gavel)
Group 3: Z-Men
- Professor Zanzibar (paralyzed from the arms out, controls objects with his hair)
- Pine Marten (indestructible metal tonsils and the power to regenerate his hair)
- Capri Mauve (struggles with the responsibility of being a Beta-level mutant)
- Ruse (known to charge physical objects with crippling credit card debt)
Group 4: Supporting Cast
- Blobfishman (can withstand great pressure and depth, useless otherwise)
- The Average Eleven (gained mild cosmic powers while on a Transatlantic flight)
- Corporal Rock (sentient rock imbued with the powers of an entire platoon)
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