Coming soon to a blog near you...
Whether the previous movie entry was a hit or not, a sequel is on the way. Or at least in the fevered imagination of this author. Like it or don't, beating a dead horse via the Power and Thrill of Naming Things, an exercise in creativity (or lack thereof). This time, the concept is painfully simple. Movie sequels.
- Star Wars Episode 10: Beating a Dead Horse Jedi
- Avengers: The Search for Another Story Arc
- Captain America: The 60's Midlife Crisis
- The Social Network 2: This Time, It's Personal {Info Sold to 3rd-Party Venders}
- The Hobbit Rises (Gritty Reboot starring Clint Eastwood as Bilbo)
- Hotel Transylvania 5: Yet Again, Dracula is Wrong
- Indiana Jones: The Last, Last Crusade
- Indiana Jones: The Nursing Home of Doom
- Toy Story 5: Everyone is Replaced by an iPhone
- Die Hard 6: The Hardest Death Anyone Has Ever Seen
- Fast and Furious 27: This Time, Even More Car Chases
- Inception 2: Inception within an Inception
- Into the Spiderverse 2: Spider-ception
Comments
Post a Comment