You crack open the exterior door.
Out on a routine survey mission, you've picked up the signal of a drifting spaceship. A derelict, the crew is long-since dead. Still, you went through all the trouble of getting here, might as well explore a bit. The ship's log gave it name as the Bold Axios.
A series of chambers stretch down the blackened hallway. What will you discover?
Strap on your spacesuit, this is another edition of the Power and Thrill of Naming Things, an exercise in creativity.
Chamber 1: Supplies
- Hypercube food rations, beef gravy flavored
- Bottled water, Europa brand
- Zero-G pillows, extra fluffy
Chamber 2: Function
- Radar dish, long since peanut-buttered and jammed
- Hyper fuel, now with 41% more baryons
- Nintendo DS, retrofitted to send faster-than-light communications
Chamber 3: Armory
- Phasers, set to 'pew-pew'
- Space halberd, pointy
- Paper mâché battle mech, Mark III
Chamber 4: Exotic
- Mummified alien remains, poorly labeled
- Portable black hole, deluxe edition
- MacGuffin, but in space!
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