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Creative Tool: FAFFCON 5

Warning, warning, faffing detected...  

Faff is an informal UK word than means 'to make a fuss over nothing'.  Therefore, to faff-about is to waste time on meaningless or useless projects.

Faffing-about is the enemy of a rewarding life.  It is not the same as leisure, or recreation, or even taking a break.  It is wasting time on things that aren't rewarding.  It's safe to say that the internet contains the monster's share of faffing-about instances.  

There are many solid ways of dealing with faffing-about.  Here is a quirky way.  DEFCON stands for the defense readiness condition, an alert state used by the US Armed Forces.  It ranges from 5 (least severe) to 1 (outbreak of nuclear war).  I've modified it to deal with my present concern.

Presenting FAFFCON.


Steps

  1. Get a big red button that makes noise (physical or virtual).
  1. Consult the FAFFCON chart (see above).
  1. Rate your current state.
  1. If your state of FAFF is 1, 2, or 3, hit the button.
  1. Proceed to run around in disarray.
  1. Now that you've been alerted, stop faffing-about and do something meaningful with your time!


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