The Power and Thrill of Naming: Gusto

Here it comes.  

Go for the gusto.  Back to the Power and Thrill of Naming Things of old.  Brains, braying, and a baker's dozen of random prompts.

1.)  Rebel spaceship names

• Brash Darter
• Sword of Truth
• Razor's Wit
• Last Jump
• Bauble Beyond Grasp

2.) Types of dark dwarf golems

• Adamantium invoker
• Obsidian smasher
• Quicksilver infiltrator
• Ingot defender
• Charcoal firebomb

3.)  Opening lines of cosmic horror novel

• "The sun burned out in less than three minutes."
• "The ones that finally showed themselves screamed with no mouths."
• "It's confirmed.  All twenty-seven pocket universes we've surveyed are dead realities."
• "Isle-of-the-Chattering-Beyond stirred itself, stretching appendages that blotted out the nearby galaxies."
• "Dr. Anderson's mind dissolved into buzzing static as the world-virus took over another planet."

4.)  Character flaws of a demi-god protagonist

• Insecure: only uses his powers when no one else is around
• Amnesia: forgets her identity at random intervals
• Cursed: pantheon of gods are out to get him
• Pacifist: won't use her powers for conflict
• Eccentric: he treats the whole of reality as a chance for practical jokes

5.)  Spells of a xenomancer

• Call of the Void
• Twisted Taxonomy
• Wall of Pseudo-thorns
• Maws of the Frozen Moons
• Unearthly Plague

6.)  Sub-types of Martians in War of the Worlds sequel

• Scryer: diminutive form able to telepathically read human thoughts
• Fusiform: aerodynamic form with flying capabilities
• Inline: technological form than can connect to machines using neural cords
• Apejack: shapeshifting form able to pass as physically human
• Wyremind: leadership form that can control other sub-types

7.)  Antagonist lairs for paranormal thrillers

• Abandoned concentration camp
• Rusted cargo ship beached on a desolate island
• Half-built skyscraper
• Sunken graveyard
• Secret Soviet-era bunker

8.)  Vital item fought over in post-apocalyptic video game

• Insulin (everyone is diabetic due to a biotech disaster)
• Bullets (every shot counts!)
• Miracle grain (only reliable crop that can survive the radioactive wasteland)
• Batteries (only way to light up the dark and keep the monstrosities away)
• Flash Drives (contain security codes to allow access to secure bunkers)

9.)  Sidekicks for reluctant superheroes

• Buzz-boy, with the ability to synthesize caffeine directly into his bloodstream
• The Amazing Forking Timeline, with the ability to detect when another's actions will result in failure
• Gigasword, with the ability to summon a magic sword bigger than she can lift
• Lenselancer, with the ability to magnify her vision up to 100x
• The Living Castle, with the ability to become invulnerable but unable to move 

10.)  Artifacts in a cabinet of curiosities for a wandering cosmic adventurer

• Winston Churchill's prison journal from an alternate timeline where the Allies lost WWII
• Surgically removed appendix of an elder god
• A jar with three pieces of candy in it, labeled "DON'T EAT, PARAGNOMIC"
• A cube made out of a single, massive diamond
• Gloves with the carved heads of unidentified humanoids on each finger

11.)  Bizarre, newly discovered dinosaurs

• Fluviceratops: a semi-aquatic ceratopsian
• Macropachycephalosaurus: a massive pachycephalosaurid rivaling the size of the largest hadrosaurs
• Lanceavenator: a spinosaurid with a long, bony projection from its chin used for spearing prey
• Currenscastellum: a bipedal ankylosaurid 
• Amblypygidosaurus: a sauropod with an extremely short tail

12.)  New countries in 2100

• Nipponmaris (moon colony) 
• The Floating Republic of California
• New Svalbard
• South Madagascar
• United Nambostwana

13.)  Appetizers created via nuclear technology

• Beryllium-split sundae
• Fusion garlic boneless wings
• Relativistic nachos and salsa
• Fission steak bites, al pastor
• Island-of-stability loaded fries