To Dictionary, and Beyond...
Time for more word randomization via the vessel of the Power and Thrill of Naming Things. In the first word randomization, I used the Internet. Today, my tools are paperbound.
I shall pilot my ship towards three mysterious Word Islands. Whatever the islands reveal, I'll craft into short chunks of creative writing. Avast, hard to star-word!
Island 1: Dictionary Book Title
Setup: Take 3 words from random pages of the dictionary to create a book title.
- Machine Gun Letter of the Law 2: Commoner vs. Magistrate
- Monsters of the Dehumanized Detention Block: Remand of the Flesh Eating Felons
- Harbinger of the Unvarnished Muzzle
- Gallium Boundary: The Third Circulate's Tale
- Detective Radium and the Mystery of the Photographic Floating Waist
Island 2: Novel Plot Twist
Setup: Take a sentence from a random page of a novel and create a plot twist.
- "I did not answer, and while watching the suspected waves, began with the help of the sailors to put on my heavy sea-dress." -20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (page 220)
- To my dismay, the diving suit was sabotaged with a collection of poisonous sea-life. As soon as the helmet closed over my head, I felt a sting at my ankle.
- The cold voice of a sailor intoned next to me.
- "You feel that? That's the venom of the flickering starfish. If you want the antidote, you'll do what we say."
- "For when the dragon died, his swoon left him, and he fell into a deep sleep of weariness." -The Silmarillion (page 269)
- When he awoke, he found no dragon corpse. Rather the body of a young maiden lay slain. His sister, long missing, had been the dragon the whole time. Transformed by an evil hag, she'd sought her brother day and night for his aid.
- Too late did he realize the ease of battle and the haunting look in those reptilian eyes as he'd brought his sword down.
- "Oh what cruel fates have brought me to these sundered shores of grief!"
- "The rich odor of spice-coffee filled the room." -Dune Messiah (page 27)
- "No, never again."
- He flung the tray with the drink out the door.
- "I'll never touch the stuff again. Even if my eyes bleed out!"
- He returned to his couch and sat, trembling. The effects of the addiction were growing worse. Soon his vision turned from blurs and spots to utter darkness.
Island 2: Monster Manuel Scenario
Setup: Take a creature from a random page of the DnD Monster Manuel and a random word from a science encyclopedia to create a scenario.
- Hydra and Protista: A mythological hydra is shrunk down and transported to the Kingdom of the Sentient Protists and forced to battled a Cnidarian hydra.
- Black Bear and Internal Combustion Engine: A time-traveler must somehow hook up a pair of black bears to his race-car time machine as a replacement for his internal combustion engine in order to beat a vengeful fey warlord in a race.
- Quaggoth and Oxidation: A tribe of Quaggoths (evil medium-sized humanoids in the Underdark) force a small band of captives to repair their sacred tower which has become severely oxidized.
- Saber-toothed Tiger and Analog: A saber-toothed tiger needs to trade in his analog teeth for digital ones, prompting a visit to the Plane of Machanus.
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